WTF#2

Soooo, Shaymus and I have a daddy/son at the San Francisco Zoo last Friday. Now many of you that know me are thinking "oh shit, he is trying to return Shay." Well, to say the thought never crossed my mind would be a lie but, I love the little booger toooo much.....no matter how many times he tries to kill me. We had a really fun day that started when we arrived at the monkey exhibit. This group of primates had been vocalizing like the primates they are, loud and continuos while swinging from rope to rope to branch and so on. Quite an impressive display that kept my little "audience riveted." After about 15-20 minutes of watching this Shay decided it was time to move on to the next wild display. "So what do you want to see next" I ask..."graffs", he shouts. "Do you mean Giraffes" I ask, "NO, GRAFFS" he sternly replies. SO we head for the "graffs." If you have ever been to the Zoo you know you can walk on the pathways that circumvent all of the displays in an expeditious manner when you follow the map. The "Shay-Way" is more like firing a rubber bullet into a steel room.....you don't know where it's going, you really cannot follow it, and you just kind of wait for it to lose some velocity so you can catch it! Eventually we end up at the steam train. Now Shaymus loves trains to no end, so after 4 rides and 8 laps it was at best a "fit" and at worst a train induced audible test for an un-natural disaster alarm when I tried to get him off the train. We managed to end this quite quickly and move on to the bear exhibit. Of course on Friday we were not exposed to a knucklehead trying to enter the Grizzly bear exhibit. Nor was the entire familial unit exposed to any other knucklehead on Sunday when we made a family trip to the Zoo. It was on Saturday that some Idiot decides to climb over the fences and squat for lunch with "ursus arctos horribilis." Now before you start screaming at me about picking on the "allegedly mentally ill" hear me out. This guy had a warrant out for his arrest from Union City for threatening family members with a knife dating back to 2006, assault on a police officer charges and a few other raps. So where does society draw the line with violent, allegedly, "mentally ill" people. Marvin Patrick Sullivan has been claiming mental illness for over eleven years now. This "allegedly mentally ill" subject executed a Police Officer after being pulled over by San Bruno Police for an expired registration. As officer Seann Graham approached, Sullivan got out his car and began firing with an AK47. After calling for backup and dodging murderous gunfire, Milbrae Police Officer David Chetcuti answered the call of an officer in need of help and was gunned down by Sullivan. While lying mortally wounded on the Milbrae Avenue offramp from highway 101, Sullivan proceeded to execute Chetcuti where he lye. Now personally nobody on this planet can convince me Sullivan is mentally ill. The mentally ill truly do not have the capacity to understand that the person he just shot, that is lying on the ground dying really needs to have more bullets fired into their head. The truly mentally ill do not understand that they now need to leave the scene of the crime because they do not possess the capacity to understand they have just committed a crime. Yet we continue to live in a society where the "allegedly" mentally ill continue to mingle amongst us, committing heinous crimes. I have begun to believe that most people take it for granted that the actions of a sociopath will never affect them. So now we how two incidents at the Zoo in 2 years, first the Dilly-dipshit brothers get their friend killed, and claim that they did no wrong, now this idiot Kenneth Herron climbs in to have lunch with the grizzlies. Too bad they were not hungry. So when and where do you draw the line with societies idiots. Their crimes are of no cost to them. We as tax payers cover that for them free of charge. Even worse, since this alleged crime took place in San Fran-shit-sco there are a litany of organizations too "protect" all parties, including the improperly incarcerated grizzlies! If not for Berkeley being across the bay, San Fran-shit-sco would have my vote for capitol of the state of DumbAss!
If I have offended you in any way please understand that I am now mentally ill and not responsible for the rants and raves published here, seriously what sane person would could come up with this kind of rhetoric. SO kiss my ass, and lock your doors for the boogy-man is coming and nobody will stop him until he gets you!