Busy, spirited, or just out to kill me

Since he was able to crawl Shaymus has been what everyone called "Busy." He was and is into everything. To say he is an independent little cuss goes without saying. He has a very deep concentration level when it he is on task, which is pretty much all the time. BUT, I swear this kid is out to kill me sometimes. Not maliciously, almost on an accidental level. I clean the living room floor twice a day of all his toys which mainly consist of  "Thomas The Tank Engine" trains, legos, hotwheels, books and later in the afternoon any and all clothes he "was" wearing that particular day. The attempted "parenticide" as I now call it comes when I need to navigate my way thru his play area. Just picture Joe Pesci in Home Alone. Getting your ass kicked by a 3 year-old is not something most people willingly admit to.  "no officer I have not been in neither a fist fiight or a plane crash.....if I told you what I have been thru you would not believe me." He is very cute and sweet, just ask Bern, she will tell you. I am in the unfortunate position of yelling "look, a UFO in the shape of "...........yet when peolple turn their heads the UFO has hit the "hyperspace" button and disappeared. An old friend of mine recently ended a letter with "I hear your son is just like you".......
That bastard wait till I see him again!